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Santa & Banta
Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
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Father of 5 children
Mary's father has five children. They are Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono. What is the fifth childs name?..
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